Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man That Has Spent $50,000 On Plastic Surgeries To Become A Genderless Alien?

Daily Mail- A man has spent $50,000 (£40,000) on plastic surgery to become an alien – and could soon have his genitalia removed. Vinny Ohh, 22, from Los Angeles in California, has had over 110 procedures to transform into a ‘genderless’ extra-terrestrial. The make-up artists believes he’s neither male nor female and so his extreme look is a way of mirror how he feels inside.

He started with lip fillers at the age of 17, before having two rhinoplasties, multiple cheeks and brow bone fillers and more. The part-time model also wears large blackened contact lenses, alien like talons and unusual hair dye colours. Now he plans to fork out another $160,000 (£130,000) on surgery to have his genitalia, nipples and bellybutton removed.

I’m not here to judge Vinny Ohh. If he wants to be a genderless alien, more power to him. Just because I’ve never felt the urge to be a dickless, vaginaless E.T. doesn’t mean that those aren’t his feelings. Some people spend their money on plastic surgeries, other spend it on vacations, others save it for years and years. If you want to change genders, that’s fine. To each their own. But Vinny’s bellybutton has to be thinking “what the fuck?”

However my question to Vinny is this. When aliens land on Earth, and that day is clearly approaching quickly, what is he going to do if he looks nothing like them? I mean I understand that there can be more than one type of alien in the universe. But if you tell people that you are an alien, everyone is going to think you are doing a shitty rendition of the green guys that are trying to take over our planet. And if Vinny’s surgeon absolutely NAILS what the aliens look like, he will be confused for the aliens that are likely blowing up our biggest, most famous monuments. Try telling your fellow humans that your appearance is the work of thousands upon thousands of dollars to make yourself LOOK like the enemy that has Earth under siege instead of being some spy. Good luck convincing your fellow Earthling that you aren’t Team Alien like the traitor Dave Portnoy.

P.S. Once again, South Park called this years ago with Gerald Broflovski the dolphin.